A man was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said:
“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again, and said,
“Kiss me! I’ll turn into a princess and stay with you for a week.”
The man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back in the pocket.
The frog then cried out again,
“If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess then I will do anything for you.”
The man then took the frog out, and said,
“I’m a software engineer I don’t have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog is cool” 🙂