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MUJH SE SHADI KARO Gi

“MUJH SE SHADI KARO Gi” Aaj raat tak soch lo kal Apni ammi abbu bhai sab ko bitha k mashwara

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai? Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai.. Pakistan

Kaisa Lgta hai? Barsati barish mein Hawa k jhonkon k sang Khamoshi sy chaLty huwy Koi ap ka hath Thaam

Fresh dulha asks to dulhan “Hav u any boy frnd b4 marriage? Dulhan..silent Dulha: mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun?

__ \ .¤. ,’,’,’, ‘ ‘ ‘ ,(‘.’)>,La La La ,</”/, ,’, _/ \_ Ooye…. Aankhen band karo faraz naha

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka …yar ne hi loot lia ghar yar ka.. REMIX.. …acha kurta sia

Kuch is tarah dosti nibhayenge, Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge, Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge, Tum

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141

2 Baatan mujy bohat tang kertee han: 1-Aap ke yad. (jo bohat aate ha) 2-Bijlee. (jo bohat jatee ha)

Nahi Mitt Sakte Dilon Se Mohabbat K Nishaan Fraz, . . . . . . . Wazarat-e-Sehat, Hakumat-e-Pakistan . .