HAMESHA SMS BEJTE REHNA WARNA “i–._,———……. “-, .m-.—–“”””” / r–” khallas. Daro mat paani wali hai
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Funny SMS Text Messages
SMS Bhi Kamal Cheez Hai
SMS bhi bohat kamal cheez hai na! 20 friends ko send karoo 10 parhtay hee nahi 5 delete kar detay
Continue readingSardar Ka Sir Phat Gaya
1 Sardar ka sir phat gaya Doctor ne pocha: Sardar Je Kya Hoa? Sardar: Main chapal naal keel thok rya
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Mom 2 Son in 17th Century: Son, marry the girl of your own cast. 18 CENTURY: Son, marry the girl
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Aaj ka Dinner meri tarf se (()) kabab –@–@–@- seek boti —-%%%%– seek kabab & …. |_| / \ |
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New student asked the university guard: How good is this university? Guard: It’s a very good university, I did my
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to
Continue readingKUCH TO HUA HAI
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke
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Dosti karo collegwali se, pyar karo officewali se, program karo padoswali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se,
Continue readingChocolate vs Honey: Who’s Sweet?
Chocolate said to honey: We are the most ‘SWEETEST’ things in this whole world. Honey replied: Then you dont know
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