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20Yrs Jail Or Marry My Daughter

On 20th Aniversary husbnd having a deep thought Wife: Wht u thinking? Husband: Remember when ur dad caught us on

Chahtey hain wo hum say waisi chahat ka waada! Jasay! ! ! Lemon max ghulay kam or chaley ziada. 🙂

Pyar Ke Side Effects.. 1)Waqt Ki Barbadi 2)Calling Cards Send karna 3)Faltu Ki Dates Marna Aur Akhir Main MAMMU Banna

Tufani Barish Main Raat Ko Shop Per Aik Admi Pizza Lene Gaya Shop Keeper:App Shaadi Shuda Hain Kiya..? Admi:Is Tufani

Aur Jigar..!!! . . . . . . Insaano Main Kidher..

Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho MISS CALL ki tarah. Mere ghar aajao RECEIVED CALL ki tarah. Fursat na mile

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se rote-rote naina thak jayenge. Pyar karna hamesha padosi se roz khidki se darshan ho

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use

Dada: “Putar andar se mery daant to le aa Pota: “Par Dada ji abi roti to bani nahi Dada: “O

*Golden words* Jo pappi de us say lay lo Aur jo na de us se zabardasti lay lo… . .