An elderly gentleman was invited by an old friend
for dinner. He was impressed by the way his buddy
talked to his wife with lovely words like –
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married for over 70 years and
clearly they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man asked
his friend “I think it’s wonderful that after all these
years you still call your wife with those loving pet
names.”
The old man said, “I have to tell you the truth” ..
he said, “Her name slipped my mind about 10 years
ago & I’m scared to death to ask what it is…”