Fake Friends: Don’t worry everything will be alright.
Real Friends: You made the mistake, now bear it.
Fake Friends: You are looking dashing.
Real Friends: For God Sake, wear good clothes ever.
Fake Friends: Your dress is cool.
Real Friends: From who you borrowed?
Fake Friends: It’s alright, I’ll pay.
Real Friends: Now, you have seen my wallet, I’m sure you don’t have yours now. You bastard 😀
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